[Blood of Tyrants]

Getting baptized when you are an infant does not redeem your soul. Nor does attending mass or confessing your sins to a priest.

Being a Baptist, I KNOW that the article was a slap at Baptists’ beliefs. Don’t try to tell me otherwise. The writer is obviously completely ignorant about Baptist beliefs.

My pastor will say nothing at all about dancing or even drinking, as long as the drinking does not lead to drunkenness.

[GLDNGUN]

If I was you, I'd focus on the following from his piece while you hunt for that sense of humor:

Before we continue, I’d like to make it plain that I have no problem with Team Impact, in particular, nor the Southern Baptist Convention, in general, with which Coppell-based Team Impact is affiliated. Also, I love Jesus Christ.