Why, yes. I can even read between the lines: it’s Friday, so it must be let’s-pretend-we’re-superior-to-Mormons day.
Are you Mormon?
MORMON
ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY
1. I’m Superior; I have a special gift of the holy Ghost - you don’t!
2. I’m Superior; I have God’s true priesthood power - you don’t! 3. I’m Superior; I can go in God’s secret Temple - you can’t! 4. I’m Superior; I’ve been Endowed with special Gifts and Knowledge - you’re just normal! 5. I’m Superior; I’ll have my family with me in heaven - you’ll be with strangers! 6. I’m Superior; I’m becoming a God - you aren’t! 7. I’m Superior; My women know their place as servants of man and yours don’t. 8. I’m Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - mine comes from God (you can find each one printed in our Scriptures). 9. I’m Superior; I don’t HAVE a creed - I’ve got 13 Articles of Faith. 10. I’m Superior; I have four standard works and you only have one — in as far as it is translated correctly. 11. I’m Superior; I can lie with impunity about such things as church membership, church growth, church doctrine, church history, church influence, etc. — and you can’t. 12. I’m Superior; I am right (everybody knows) when I say 'evangelical' Christians are lunatics -- -- You’re a hideous narrow-minded bigot, who is persecuting me by practicing discrimination by saying I'm not a Christian.
13. I’m Superior; I have a Living Prophet who talks to god every day — you have a dim-witted hireling of Satan who only talks to himself. 14. I’m Superior; I have magic underwear to protect me from the bogey man and you don’t. 15. I’m Superior; I have secret clasps and grips to give the angel so I get admitted to the celestial kingdom — you don’t so you can’t. 16. I’m Superior; I will see Joseph Smith setting on the right hand of GOD, when I get to Mormon heaven, and he will recognize me and judge me favorably — -- You’re on your own; when you get to wherever you’re going! 17. I’m Superior; I’m going to hie to Kolob while you’re going to who knows where. 18. I’m Superior; I get to have a harem and act like a celestial stud for time and all eternity and you don’t. 19. I’m Superior; I have sun stones, moon stones, sky stones, cloud stones, Saturn stones, and the evil eye of Osirus guarding my temple — all you have is a stupid cross. 20. I’m Superior; My church has billions in assets stashed away and yours has taken a stupid vow of poverty. |
Don't the Mormons think they are superior to me? I'm not saved since I'm not Mormon, right?