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Virginia Man to Search for Noah's Ark in Turkey
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Posted on 02/02/2009 11:31:13 AM PST by Ron Jeremy
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Of course, nobody lies about this sort of thing, so certainly the shepherd is telling the truth. But, alas, it is covered with boulders. Perhaps, though, they will find nearby evidence of the dinosaurs that unloaded from the Ark.
To: Ron Jeremy
(chuckle)
Ya gotta wonder why there was room for cockroaches, but not unicorns....
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:34:10 AM PST
by
Badeye
(Gee, Willie, guess the job hunt isn't going well, huh? (chuckle))
To: Ron Jeremy
Found it!
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:36:50 AM PST
by
stormer
To: Badeye
The one I can’t figure out is mosquitos.
But God is God, so I just keep my mouth closed.
To: Retired Greyhound
Moles in my lawn...nuff said.
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:40:12 AM PST
by
Badeye
(Gee, Willie, guess the job hunt isn't going well, huh? (chuckle))
To: Badeye
The unicorns have already been distributed as promised by the “other” messiah in the White House.
To: max americana
DAmn, and I missed out....
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:41:10 AM PST
by
Badeye
(Gee, Willie, guess the job hunt isn't going well, huh? (chuckle))
To: max americana
The Kingston Trio explianed the Unicorn problem.
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:44:55 AM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Ron Jeremy
“They found the spot, Price said, but it now is covered by an estimated 60-foot-deep pile of boulders”
“How conVENient!!”
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:45:56 AM PST
by
gracesdad
To: Badeye
Nobama still has a supply of rainbows though. It is part of the stimulus bill.
To: massgopguy
It was the Irish Rovers that did the Unicorn song. :-)
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:48:45 AM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
To: Ron Jeremy
For non-believers, no amount of evidence is enough.
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:54:28 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. Margret Thatcher)
To: max americana
Heck, the zero farts rainbows. Haven’t you heard?
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:55:47 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. Margret Thatcher)
To: Blood of Tyrants
For non-believers, no amount of evidence is enough. For believers, no evidence is enough.
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posted on
02/02/2009 11:58:17 AM PST
by
Ron Jeremy
(sonic)
To: DJ MacWoW
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posted on
02/02/2009 12:01:06 PM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Badeye
I’ve got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I’m so forlorn
I just can’t find no unicorns”
And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, “Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can’t wait for no unicorns”
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That’s why you never see unicorns to this very day
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posted on
02/02/2009 12:42:22 PM PST
by
bgill
To: bgill
‘Thats why you never see unicorns to this very day’
And we are lessened as a result...
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posted on
02/02/2009 12:50:32 PM PST
by
Badeye
(There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
To: Ron Jeremy
You have evidence that God doesn’t exist?
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posted on
02/02/2009 12:53:05 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. Margret Thatcher)
To: Blood of Tyrants
I believe in God, I just don’t believe silly things like dinosaurs on noah’s ark.
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posted on
02/02/2009 12:56:10 PM PST
by
Ron Jeremy
(sonic)
To: stormer
They're building a new one not far down the road from me...
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