Well as an evangelical, I truly believe that anyone who puts mayonnaise on a hamburger is going straight to Hell.
I agree. Please pray for my hubby and daughter they do not realize how they mock the generosity of our Creator by doing this. Not to mention how that poor steer gave his life to nourish us and this is how they repay that sacrifice. I tell you God can not be pleased.
Fact: I don’t know of a record of Mayonnaise existing before God cursed the earth. You may draw your own conclusion.
ANY mustard. And don't even think about mixing mustard and ketchup together. Last summer at the Church picnic some blashpemer tired that and we stoned him with a lawn croquet set.
Well as an evangelical, I truly believe that anyone who puts mayonnaise on a hamburger is going straight to Hell.
And this illustrates why you guys handle snakes.
Now, that spicy "Beer Mustard", with the whole mustard seeds in it ... that is perfection on a bun.
Spoken like a Lutheran. Always trying to have the best of both worlds. All the Saints cry when you do that, you know?
Owl_Eagle
“When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didn’t just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
‘Look, here’s what happened.’"
-Slow Joe Biden
Amen.......mayo is for tuna and chicken salad, not for REAL MEAT.
“Well as an evangelical, I truly believe that anyone who puts mayonnaise on a hamburger is going straight to Hell.”
Amen! And people wonder why they call it “MIRACLE Whip”. It’s divine!