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Posted on 12/22/2008 7:45:39 AM PST by guitarplayer1953
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To: Alex Murphy
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Still the best.
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posted on
12/22/2008 9:11:08 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary - recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother
Her therapist can figure it out when she’s older :-).
102
posted on
12/22/2008 9:12:29 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the rum is for all your good vices.")
To: Tax-chick
LOL! Poor guy . . . he’ll have his hands full.
103
posted on
12/22/2008 9:14:47 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary - recess appointment))
Comment #104 Removed by Moderator
To: Alex Murphy
“Don’t the ormanents keep falling off the dog?”
heh heh heh.....good one.
To: Responsibility2nd
“Well as an evangelical, I truly believe that anyone who puts mayonnaise on a hamburger is going straight to Hell.”
Amen! And people wonder why they call it “MIRACLE Whip”. It’s divine!
To: AnAmericanMother
Funny how the original poster has vaporized, after going on about how he was deprived of open discussion ...
They’re all alike.
107
posted on
12/22/2008 9:25:18 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("And the rum is for all your good vices.")
To: guitarplayer1953; Brucifer; AnnaZ; Allegra; Mustard; hamburger
![](http://www.thetexasartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/yalll-have-a-merry-christmas.jpg)
Merry Christmas from Texas Ya'll!
108
posted on
12/22/2008 9:30:11 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
To: Owl_Eagle
I am a Zaist. I worship the almighty God of Pizza. He teaches me that all things are round and good, unless you like Sicilian.
So much better than when I was a Frisbetarian....where you believe that when you die you spend eternity on your neighbors roof.
To: guitarplayer1953; Slings and Arrows
Well, this thread didn’t turn out at all what I thought it would. It’s turning into a LOLcat thread. I suppose pinging Sling is in order.
110
posted on
12/22/2008 9:33:46 AM PST
by
Kevmo
( It's all over for this Country as a Constitutional Republic. ~Leo Donofrio, 12/14/08)
To: Tax-chick; All
Funny how the original poster has vaporized, after going on about how he was deprived of open discussion ... Theyre all alike.
The best revenge is to ignore it . . . and have fun!
Merry Christmas, even to all Trolls!
111
posted on
12/22/2008 9:40:56 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary - recess appointment))
To: DManA; sitetest; AnAmericanMother; ArrogantBustard; Responsibility2nd; ...
It seems that perhaps something I said triggered a major schism in the Christian Fellowship. In fact, perusing the pages of Wikipedia, I suddenly notice many Christian Churches that are not in fellowship with one another and it seems abundantly clear this is due to the comments I made in Post 40 of this thread. Hard to comprehend, but how does one argue with empirical fact?
Owl, before you die and go to hell, I would like to point out that the Bible is full of full of stories about Mustard Seeds.
Nothing about Mayonaisse. And that's because mayonaisse is of the devil.
Think about it.
Now, brother, theres nothing inherently evil about mustard per say, but the unholy coupling of mustard and a hamburger is an abomination in Gods eyes.
Jesus, in fact was a huge fan of mustard, especially the spicy brown kind. I site Mark 6-39:
39 And he commanded them to make all sit down and put a sock in it. 40 And they sat down in ranks, by hundreds, and by fifties. 41 And when he had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves into the shape of hot dog buns, and the fish became bun length frankfurters, and they were good. 42 Yea Mark did man the grill and Mathew made haste to fetch mustard and ketchup and relish, the kind thats sweet but not nearly so sweet as India Relish, and onions and kraut and any manner of condiment that grows from the earth, skies and seas. 43 And they took up twelve baskets full of the fragments, and of the frankfurter ends which were thought to be disgusting by the Samaritans, and no one else was really all that hungry anyomre. 44 And He said unto them dress the frank in all My Fathers finery, but do not so bless the burger, for mustard and burgers shall not lie with one another as does it a hot dog, for My Father has said This is gross.
So let us go forth as Christ Commands us, and smite the non-believer and steal his croquet set, and soil his hammock for no good reason, but let us not besmirch the dog with mustard.
To: guitarplayer1953
113
posted on
12/22/2008 9:48:38 AM PST
by
Xenophon450
( The stain of freedom, he's washed it out... whoÂ’s rocking the cradle? I have no doubt...)
To: Tax-chick
I think we have successfully hijacked his thread ...
114
posted on
12/22/2008 9:56:15 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Liberty Valance
That picture bears a striking resemblance to this guy
of course without the hat, glasses, and Quaker Oats.
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posted on
12/22/2008 9:57:21 AM PST
by
rollo tomasi
(Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
To: Owl_Eagle
Was that from “Cotton Patch Gospel”?
116
posted on
12/22/2008 9:57:51 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: ArrogantBustard
117
posted on
12/22/2008 10:03:02 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
To: Owl_Eagle
Dude, where did you buy that Bible?
To: ArrogantBustard; Owl_Eagle
Well, it sure wasn't from
![](http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a9/5a/d537793509a0ffe5b70f1110.L.jpg)
I have a copy of this amazing work.
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posted on
12/22/2008 10:07:52 AM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse (TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary - recess appointment))
To: Owl_Eagle
Owl.... I have done extensive research on this great painting.....
![]( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/The_Last_Supper_pre_EUR.jpg/300px-The_Last_Supper_pre_EUR.jpg)
and if you look closely you'll see they are all enjoying a hamburger. With mustard.
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