With the Nostradamus quatrains, the Obama Arabic numerology, and the Paris Hilton celebrity Da Vinci Code, Washington becomes a very active ground zero of séances, scrying and summoning, forecasts, prophecies, and psychic battles in the coming astrological cycle. Cthulhu, Nylarhotep, Elvis, Zoth-Hotdog, Yig, Nodens, Tsathoggua,Shub-Niggurath, Alf, Marduk, Ramtha, Yog-Sothoth, Kipper, Pan, Gumby, Malaclypse the Younger,Wilbur Whateley, Azazel, Azathoth, Dagon, Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, Eleanor Roosevelt, Oprah, JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Edgar Allan Poe, Mary Todd Lincoln, Obi-wan Kenobi, Houdini, Dorothy, Toto, King Tut, Bastet, Sauron, Om-Seti, Aunt Bea, Gazoo, Jimmy Hoffa, Carl Kolchak, John Lennon, Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, the Mahdi, Maitreya, Pazuzu, Captain Howdy, Lee J. Cobb, Jason Miller, Chuck Cunningham, Cousin Oliver. They're going to need the Ghostbusters before this is over. Not sure Jeremiah Wright and Howard Dean could handle this storm.