Why would I need to do that, if I already have a Bible? Oh yeah, because this crap isn't in the Bible.
Did somebody ping me?
SecureGive takes tithing to the touchscreen
"Im 25 years old and this is the preferred payment method of my generation"
Under Their Skin: Evangelicals get worked up over human microchip implants
Are you going to write a smear piece on this? she asks. Are you going to make it sound idiotic?
Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members' Right Hands
"Jesus tells us when we give we shouldn't let the left hand know what the right hand is doing. I can't think of a more perfect application of that verse."
Antichrist (you read it right) will be peace and prosperity on Earth
Bible character's rise to power is nothing to fear, says expert
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