You are a little too mouthy for a new guy. I won’t be baited by you. Get lost
Like I said, if your skin is too thin, maybe you should stay home.
You are a little too mouthy for a new guy. I won’t be baited by you. Get lost (says the Dem's and MSM to Sarah!)
I've been around a while: deal with me....
MORMON
ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY VERSION 3.0 |
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| S h o r t h a n d |
R e f e r e n c e : |
| 1. We're Superior; We have a special gift of the holy Ghost - you don’t! | (cite needed) |
| 2. We're Superior; We have God’s true priesthood power - you don’t! | (cite needed) |
| 3. We're Superior; We can go in God’s secret Temple - you can’t! | (cite needed) |
| 4. We're Superior; We’ve been Endowed with special Gifts and Knowledge - you’re just normal! | (cite needed) |
| 5. We're Superior; We’ll have Our families with Us in heaven - you’ll be with strangers! | (cite needed) |
| 6. We're Superior; We're becoming a God - you aren’t! | (cite needed) |
| 7. We're Superior; Our women know their place as servants of man and yours don’t. | (cite needed) |
| 8. We're Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - ours comes from God (you can find each one printed in our Scriptures). | (cite needed) |
| 9. We're Superior; We don’t HAVE a creed - We’ve got 13 Articles of Faith! | (cite needed) |
| 10. We're Superior; We have four standard works and you only have one — in as far as it is translated correctly. | (cite needed) |
| 11. We're Superior; We can state with impunity about such things as church membership, church growth, church doctrine, church history, church influence, etc. — and you can’t. | (cite needed) |
| 12. We're Superior; We are right (everybody knows) when We say 'evangelical' Christians are lunatics -- -- You’re hideous narrow-minded bigots, who are persecuting us by practicing discrimination by saying We're not a Christian. |
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| 13. We're Superior; We have a Living Prophet who talks to god every day — you have a dim-witted hireling of Satan who only talks to himself. | (cite needed) |
| 14. We're Superior; We have magic underwear to protect us from the bogey man and you don’t. | (cite needed) |
| 15. We're Superior; We have secret clasps and grips to give the angel so We get admitted to the celestial kingdom — you don’t - so you can’t. | (cite needed) |
| 16. We're Superior; We will see Joseph Smith setting on the right hand of GOD, when We get to Mormon heaven, and he will recognize me and judge me favorably — -- You’re on your own; when you get to wherever you’re going! |
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| 17. We're Superior; We're going to hie to Kolob while you’re going to who knows where. | (cite needed) |
| 18. We're Superior; We get to have a harem and act like a celestial stud for time and all eternity and you don’t. | (cite needed) |
| 19. We're Superior; We have sun stones, moon stones, sky stones, cloud stones, Saturn stones, and the evil eye of Osirus guarding Our temple — all you have is a stupid cross. | (cite needed) |
| 20. We're Superior; Our church has billions in assets stashed away and yours has taken a stupid vow of poverty. | (cite needed) |