Which is precisely why we DO need a conspiracy. This has GOT to be surpressed.
Yes, you bash’em, cash’em and lash’em.
I think we should get Pope Benedict to join Doc Eek and Xena warrior princess’ classes on Calf-licks. They will teach us Cathechism and what the Church actually teaches about cats and chocolate milk shakes (you see, THAT is why we are called CAT-licks, why Easter is suspiciously like Eostre and why all of this was created by Pope Kermit the Grape in the 4th century just after Pope Constantine the Emperor