[Dog Gone]

I have a little lump in my right earlobe and I think it’s kinda like a cyst or zit without a surface pore thingie.

Now I’m worried it might be an alien. I’m just trying to get the facts.

[Petronski]

It’s a tiny galaxy, filled with planets populated by people like us.

And our galaxy is just a little lump in the earlobe of some giant being...

[Quix]

Lots of such are normal cysts.

However, a CAT scan or MRI should show it up and the expert should be able to tell from viewing the scan whether it’s average or not.

In any case, an earlobe is easier to surgically remove something from than something deep in the brain! And a lot cheaper.

That is, if you are telling the truth and seriously want to follow up on it.

[mamelukesabre]

You're in trouble. Once it starts it's migration to your brain, there's no hope. Better get it exorcised now while there's still time.