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Advertisement: Tetzel's Pretzels - Indulge Your Taste Buds!
TITB News ^ | 16 April, 2008

Posted on 04/18/2008 12:34:16 PM PDT by Gamecock

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So pick up a bag of Tetzel's Pretzels today. And remember When the flavor of a Tetzel Pretzel in the mouth sings, another soul from Purgatory springs!


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1 posted on 04/18/2008 12:34:17 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Quix; HarleyD; Dr. Eckleburg; Alex Murphy; xzins

Ping


2 posted on 04/18/2008 12:35:14 PM PDT by Gamecock ("I find your lack of faith-disturbing" Darth Vader)
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To: Gamecock

LOL.

THX


3 posted on 04/18/2008 12:40:08 PM PDT by Quix (GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD)
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To: Gamecock

Whenever a coin in the coffer rings, another soul from purgatory springs.


4 posted on 04/18/2008 12:41:12 PM PDT by joebuck (Finitum non capax infinitum!)
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To: joebuck

http://www.ourladyswarriors.org/indulge/plenary.htm


5 posted on 04/18/2008 12:50:18 PM PDT by RKV (He who has the guns makes the rules)
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To: joebuck

“Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!” - ZuZu


6 posted on 04/18/2008 12:51:55 PM PDT by jagusafr ("Bugs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!" - Robert Heinlein)
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To: Gamecock

At $20 an ounce, they better do more than just get me out of purgatory.


7 posted on 04/18/2008 1:19:25 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Gamecock

Out of where???? I didn’t read anything about that in the Bible.


8 posted on 04/18/2008 1:22:22 PM PDT by BubbaBasher (Without the 2nd ammendment there would be no 1st ammendment!)
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To: Gamecock

If you think that’s funny, you will fall down laughing at this torrent:
The Truth about FreeRepublic.com-It’s a Catholic Propaganda Site.
http://www.torrentz.com/88db707bb3fac2c59125d776cb158a77ccd97a95


9 posted on 04/18/2008 1:48:35 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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25. Spiritual Exercises (Exercitia spiritualia) A plenary indulgence is granted to the faithful, who spend at least three whole days in the spiritual exercises of a retreat.

Does this count?

10 posted on 04/18/2008 5:58:38 PM PDT by HarleyD
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To: Gamecock

Salt — and light humor.


11 posted on 04/18/2008 6:01:52 PM PDT by DeaconBenjamin
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To: HarleyD

Hell if I know. I’m a Protestant! This business of getting a get out of hell free card, just because you did a certain prayer at a certain time never made sense to me. Just another reason why the whole Roman Catholic thing is absurd as far as I can tell. And as for Purgatory, I never read about that in the Bible, and I mean the one without the extra books. If it’s a tradition, well, maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it unless it was in scripture. And yes I understand how the Bible was put together. Still better to be AD 400 than AD 1200 by my lights. A lot of nonsense can creep in, in the mean time.


12 posted on 04/18/2008 6:14:40 PM PDT by RKV (He who has the guns makes the rules)
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To: HarleyD

STOP THAT SH!T! You’re going to make me bust a gut!


13 posted on 04/18/2008 6:16:17 PM PDT by RKV (He who has the guns makes the rules)
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To: Gamecock
How would they be dipped in Calvin chocolate?


14 posted on 04/18/2008 6:29:18 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Hehehe


15 posted on 04/19/2008 7:41:04 AM PDT by Gamecock ("I find your lack of faith-disturbing" Darth Vader)
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To: Gamecock; Quix; HarleyD; Dr. Eckleburg; Alex Murphy; xzins

Just this morning I was thanking the Lord for my time in the Presbyterian church:
1. I learned Sacred Scripture in depth.
2. I learned many of the great sacred hymns and anthems in youth choir. Thus, I was able to sing at home as loudly as possible along with the choir while they sang Beethoven’s “Hallelujah from the Mount of Olives” while our Holy Father processed from St. Patrick’s Cathedral after Mass this morning. It was so thrilling to think that the Presbyterian church helped me to learn the music which was part of our Holy Father’s visit. What a true blessing!


16 posted on 04/19/2008 9:26:09 AM PDT by nanetteclaret ("I will sing praise to my God while I have my being." Psalm 104:33b)
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To: Larry Lucido
But how would it go with Calvin Beer?


17 posted on 04/19/2008 9:40:06 AM PDT by Gamecock ("I find your lack of faith-disturbing" Darth Vader)
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To: sockmonkey
If you think that’s funny, you will fall down laughing at this torrent: The Truth about FreeRepublic.com-It’s a Catholic Propaganda Site.

BWA HAHAHAHAHA

18 posted on 04/19/2008 9:45:10 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" -- Galatians 4:16)
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To: nanetteclaret; Gamecock; Alex Murphy; HarleyD; xzins; Quix; wmfights; Forest Keeper; suzyjaruki; ...
I was thanking the Lord for my time in the Presbyterian church...Thus, I was able to sing at home as loudly as possible along with the choir while they sang Beethoven's "Hallelujah from the Mount of Olives" while our Holy Father processed from St. Patrick's Cathedral after Mass this morning.

Our "Holy Father" is not on earth; He is reigning in Heaven. The false bishop of Rome usurps God's title and glory at his peril. He will have to answer for that grievous error.

"And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven." -- Matthew 23:9

Perhaps you were absent the day your Presbyterian pastor was giving a sermon on who exactly is our Father. Or maybe the music was too loud.

It's not too late to learn the truth.

19 posted on 04/19/2008 11:47:38 AM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: Gamecock
Probably great, but then I would skip the chocolate.

Personally, I've always been a bit fond of St. Benedict.


20 posted on 04/20/2008 6:46:17 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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