Posted on 04/18/2008 12:34:16 PM PDT by Gamecock
They're delicious, nutritious and will free you and your loved one's from Purgatory! Go ahead and indulge yourself with all new Tetzel's Pretzels!
Tetzel's Pretzels are the most twisted pretzels on the market today. And at just $20 per bag, they're a real bargain. Plus with every bag you buy you'll not only get great flavor, but you'll also free a soul from Purgatory! That's right, every bag of Tetzel's Pretzels you buy comes with a "get out of purgatory free" card that can be used for any of your loved ones or saved until after you die to avoid years, if not centuries of purging.
So pick up a bag of Tetzel's Pretzels today. And remember When the flavor of a Tetzel Pretzel in the mouth sings, another soul from Purgatory springs!
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Whenever a coin in the coffer rings, another soul from purgatory springs.
“Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!” - ZuZu
At $20 an ounce, they better do more than just get me out of purgatory.
Out of where???? I didn’t read anything about that in the Bible.
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Does this count?
Salt — and light humor.
Hell if I know. I’m a Protestant! This business of getting a get out of hell free card, just because you did a certain prayer at a certain time never made sense to me. Just another reason why the whole Roman Catholic thing is absurd as far as I can tell. And as for Purgatory, I never read about that in the Bible, and I mean the one without the extra books. If it’s a tradition, well, maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it unless it was in scripture. And yes I understand how the Bible was put together. Still better to be AD 400 than AD 1200 by my lights. A lot of nonsense can creep in, in the mean time.
STOP THAT SH!T! You’re going to make me bust a gut!
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Just this morning I was thanking the Lord for my time in the Presbyterian church:
1. I learned Sacred Scripture in depth.
2. I learned many of the great sacred hymns and anthems in youth choir. Thus, I was able to sing at home as loudly as possible along with the choir while they sang Beethoven’s “Hallelujah from the Mount of Olives” while our Holy Father processed from St. Patrick’s Cathedral after Mass this morning. It was so thrilling to think that the Presbyterian church helped me to learn the music which was part of our Holy Father’s visit. What a true blessing!
BWA HAHAHAHAHA
Our "Holy Father" is not on earth; He is reigning in Heaven. The false bishop of Rome usurps God's title and glory at his peril. He will have to answer for that grievous error.
"And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven." -- Matthew 23:9
Perhaps you were absent the day your Presbyterian pastor was giving a sermon on who exactly is our Father. Or maybe the music was too loud.
It's not too late to learn the truth.
Personally, I've always been a bit fond of St. Benedict.
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