Everyone keeps asking you for an original source instead of quotes.
It’s you, I believe, who are toast.
(And that is a newbie, FYI)
Your disbelief of this event is quite apparent, however it was addressed in Catholic blogs at the time. You choose to not to believe it - so be it.
http://romancatholicblog.typepad.com/roman_catholic_blog/2006/05/why_did_pope_jo.html
PS- And what does being a newbie have to do with anything? Were you ever a newbie on FR? We’ll see who’s credibilty wins out here.