Posted on 02/15/2008 11:29:44 AM PST by Between the Lines
(ACPA-london) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist donald chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "the huddlesfield express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.
"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. however the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the big bang". "It's the beginning of the world" he added excitedly.
Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked to Huddlesfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding" said one guest at the Huddlesfield arms hotel.
To the surprise of many, the UK national atheist association has asked its members not to pay attention to the story despite its potential to inspire less faith. "Given what the religious believe already, this is an easy sell" said one disgruntled activist who said he was going to huddlesfield anyway noting that "Seeing is not believing".
I saw the entire theory of evolution depicted on a slice of pizza once.
They eat English Muffins...
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**Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast** ping.
Big Bang? Is that when two fat people do it?
I used to turned in my Calculus homework written on saltine crackers ...
Wouldn’t those just be “muffins” then?
ROFL!!!
A breath of fresh toasted air after spending far too many hours in the nuthouse.
They do too! And they scrape off the burnt stuff. Good thing he noticed it before he did that!
Wait a minute... what if he DID and that's what caused the image and that would make it a HOAX!?
Sure they do. They love toast. The only difference is that they prefer it cold. Since toast left to cool flat on a plate will become soggy on its underside they invented the English toast rack so their toast can air-cool evenly on all sides and remain dry.
Obviously according to Darwin humans have evolved to finally believe in God, no primate ever did that before.. So.... being an atheist is under evolution.. and quite primitive.. Took millions of years (they say) for creatures to finally believe in God.. And THEN L. Ron Hubbard came up with Scientology..
Fiction HAS to make sense but reality does not have to..
Did you catch that “one would expect”????
Howling with laughter ...
LOL -- good old toast.
yup. :-)
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