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Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast
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Posted on 02/15/2008 11:29:44 AM PST by Between the Lines

(ACPA-london) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist donald chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "the huddlesfield express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. however the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the big bang". "It's the beginning of the world" he added excitedly.

Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked to Huddlesfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding" said one guest at the Huddlesfield arms hotel.

To the surprise of many, the UK national atheist association has asked its members not to pay attention to the story despite its potential to inspire less faith. "Given what the religious believe already, this is an easy sell" said one disgruntled activist who said he was going to huddlesfield anyway noting that "Seeing is not believing".


TOPICS: Humor; Skeptics/Seekers
KEYWORDS: itsajoke

1 posted on 02/15/2008 11:29:47 AM PST by Between the Lines
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To: Between the Lines

I saw the entire theory of evolution depicted on a slice of pizza once.


2 posted on 02/15/2008 11:34:28 AM PST by Allegra (Posting without being logged on since 2001)
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To: Allegra
This article can't be true. They don't eat toast in England.

They eat English Muffins...

L

3 posted on 02/15/2008 11:41:04 AM PST by Lurker (Pimping my blog: http://lurkerslair-lurker.blogspot.com/)
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To: Petronski; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido

**Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast** ping.


4 posted on 02/15/2008 11:41:18 AM PST by jdm (You must have cookies enabled to log-in.)
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To: Between the Lines

Big Bang? Is that when two fat people do it?


5 posted on 02/15/2008 11:43:05 AM PST by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Allegra
I saw the entire theory of evolution depicted on a slice of pizza once.

I used to turned in my Calculus homework written on saltine crackers ...

6 posted on 02/15/2008 11:43:33 AM PST by TexGuy (If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
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To: Between the Lines
He must've just seen the picture I post on FR every few days....they're sure gonna go bang after we've finished with 'em.


7 posted on 02/15/2008 12:11:41 PM PST by G8 Diplomat
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To: Lurker

Wouldn’t those just be “muffins” then?


8 posted on 02/15/2008 12:23:19 PM PST by MacDorcha ("Anyone but McCain" will work about as well as "Anyone but Bush" (and for the same reasons))
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To: Between the Lines; TommyDale; Cyrano; GOPPachyderm

ROFL!!!

A breath of fresh toasted air after spending far too many hours in the nuthouse.


9 posted on 02/15/2008 1:56:42 PM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Lurker
This article can't be true. They don't eat toast in England.

They do too! And they scrape off the burnt stuff. Good thing he noticed it before he did that!

Wait a minute... what if he DID and that's what caused the image and that would make it a HOAX!?

10 posted on 02/15/2008 1:58:15 PM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Lurker
They don't eat toast in England.

Sure they do. They love toast. The only difference is that they prefer it cold. Since toast left to cool flat on a plate will become soggy on its underside they invented the English toast rack so their toast can air-cool evenly on all sides and remain dry.

11 posted on 02/15/2008 1:58:16 PM PST by Between the Lines (I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
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To: Between the Lines
Atheists are so oblivious..

Obviously according to Darwin humans have evolved to finally believe in God, no primate ever did that before.. So.... being an atheist is under evolution.. and quite primitive.. Took millions of years (they say) for creatures to finally believe in God.. And THEN L. Ron Hubbard came up with Scientology..

Fiction HAS to make sense but reality does not have to..

12 posted on 02/15/2008 2:10:54 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
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To: Terriergal

Did you catch that “one would expect”????

Howling with laughter ...


13 posted on 02/15/2008 3:12:51 PM PST by GOPPachyderm
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To: Between the Lines
Sure they do. They love toast. The only difference is that they prefer it cold. Since toast left to cool flat on a plate will become soggy on its underside they invented the English toast rack so their toast can air-cool evenly on all sides and remain dry.

LOL -- good old toast.

14 posted on 02/15/2008 3:17:12 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: GOPPachyderm

yup. :-)


15 posted on 02/15/2008 3:59:14 PM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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