[DelphiUser]

DU

Delphi? Is one of those commandments about regular Church attendence. Cuz ya know, Ya can’t get youse all endowments unless you show up ta church each and every Sunday.

Help help! I'm being repressed! (Monte python)

Nobody said you had to attend every sinday to get into heaven, theres this thing called general conference, ya know...

How’s about abstaining from the sinful substance, regular (not herbal) tea? One of the commandments of God....or is it just a suggestion? Can’t expect the Celestial kingdom iff’n you can’t give up the tea habit, now can y’all.

If you only had one Body, and God gave you an owners manual with suggested maintenance and Fueling requirements, I guess you you'd ignore that, Huh?

[Elsie]

Nobody said you had to attend every sinday to get into heaven, theres this thing called general conference, ya know...

Freudian slip?

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Of course, you are right in this statement, but, as ever, are misdirecting.

The poster was NOT talking about 'heaven', but talking about THE GOOD STUFF, that only being a WORTHY LDS organization member, can get you.