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Joel Olsteen Joins With Catholics To Convert Confused Protestants
What?..Um - theological satire ^ | 6/28/2007 | seth

Posted on 11/05/2007 6:56:11 AM PST by Alex Murphy

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1 posted on 11/05/2007 6:56:12 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy; Dr. Eckleburg; Gamecock; HarleyD; ears_to_hear; nobdysfool
Ahh...so the Empire is advancing...


2 posted on 11/05/2007 7:26:39 AM PST by Frumanchu (Life is too short to argue with liars)
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3 posted on 11/05/2007 7:31:44 AM PST by Frumanchu (Life is too short to argue with liars)
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To: Alex Murphy

These aren’t the converts we’re looking for?


4 posted on 11/05/2007 7:54:21 AM PST by Campion
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Great piece. It wouldn’t surprise me bit - after all Joel does believe in god.


5 posted on 11/05/2007 8:51:45 AM PST by AZhardliner
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To: Campion

bwahaaaa!


6 posted on 11/05/2007 8:59:07 AM PST by mockingbyrd (peace begins in the womb)
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To: Campion; Frumanchu
These aren’t the converts we’re looking for?

What? You think you're some kind of Catholic, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Calvinist - mind tricks don't work on me!

7 posted on 11/05/2007 9:41:04 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("Therefore the prudent keep silent at that time, for it is an evil time." - Amos 5:13)
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I find your lack of works ... disturbing ...


8 posted on 11/05/2007 10:48:33 AM PST by Campion
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I'm a Calvinist - mind tricks don't work on me!

LOL. Amen.

"The determining factor of my existence is no longer my past. It is Christ's past. -- Sinclair Ferguson

9 posted on 11/05/2007 10:49:03 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: Alex Murphy

Buffoonery.


10 posted on 11/05/2007 10:49:56 AM PST by subterfuge (HILLARY IS: She who must not be Dismayed)
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To: Campion
I find your lack of works ... disturbing ...

Bwahahahaha.

11 posted on 11/05/2007 10:52:13 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Every time you’re somewhere, that means you’re not somewhere else, Fred D Thompson 44)
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Can someone tell me what Joel is about in 20 words or less? Otherwise I’ll have to watch his show for more than ten seconds.


12 posted on 11/05/2007 10:53:30 AM PST by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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work or don’t work, there is no try.


13 posted on 11/05/2007 10:53:36 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Every time you’re somewhere, that means you’re not somewhere else, Fred D Thompson 44)
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To: Aquinasfan
Can someone tell me what Joel is about in 20 words or less?

Just another "health and wealth" preacher.

14 posted on 11/05/2007 10:55:08 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Every time you’re somewhere, that means you’re not somewhere else, Fred D Thompson 44)
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To: Aquinasfan
Can someone tell me what Joel is about in 20 words or less?

Sheesh - that's easy. The real challenge is to tell what Joel is about in 21 words or more.

15 posted on 11/05/2007 10:56:01 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("Therefore the prudent keep silent at that time, for it is an evil time." - Amos 5:13)
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Just another "health and wealth" preacher.

With 14 words to spare!

In the battle of the Great Capped Teeth, he'd give Tony Robbins a run for his money.

16 posted on 11/05/2007 10:58:45 AM PST by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: Alex Murphy

I think that Joel is a great human being. Being Catholic I am not sure of this but I think he really cares about faith. The guy has a front row seat in Heaven in my opinion.


17 posted on 11/05/2007 10:59:35 AM PST by napscoordinator
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18 posted on 11/05/2007 11:00:31 AM PST by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Alex Murphy; Dr. Eckleburg
Calvin, Joel is coming to save you


19 posted on 11/05/2007 11:01:38 AM PST by 1000 silverlings (Everything that deceives also enchants: Plato)
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Somehow I had a sneaking suspicion....


20 posted on 11/05/2007 11:24:58 AM PST by Gamecock (Gamecock: Declared anathema by the Council of Trent!)
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