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"The Other Mormon Planets
In his famous Facsimile 2, an Egyptian papyrus which Joseph Smith translated, the Mormon prophet reveals several other Mormon celestial objects.  Amongst them are the planet Oliblish and the planet Enish - go - on - dosh.  Mormons believe that a man from Kolob,  and his wives, are entitled to four annual (Kolobian years) space trips to visit the Temple of Fertility on the planet Kolob travel to Oliblish, providing he "maintaineth righteousness in all things". "

 

 

 

 

Can you immagine what the Dims would do with this material?

 

There is no way in HELL, Heaven, Earth, Kolob, or Xenu that Mit Romney will ever be president of the USA.  

 

 

[MHGinTN]

You have freepmail ...

[Elsie]

Can you immagine what the Dims would do with this material?

Hell YES!!!

They'd see the "Temple of Fertility" thing and they'd ALL convert to Mormonism!!!

[DelphiUser]

In his famous Facsimile 2, an Egyptian papyrus which Joseph Smith translated, the Mormon prophet reveals several other Mormon celestial objects. Amongst them are the planet Oliblish and the planet Enish - go - on - dosh. Mormons believe that a man from Kolob, and his wives, are entitled to four annual (Kolobian years) space trips to visit the Temple of Fertility on the planet Kolob travel to Oliblish, providing he "maintaineth righteousness in all things". "

I ran into this Follower of Hinduism while in Taiwan (he had a neat british-like accent) who could not believe we were Christians, he asked me:

so you really believe this "Bloke" who lived 2,000 years ago and got nailed to a bit of wood is an all powerful God and that he is going to save you from yourself... after you die?

Any religion can be made to sound hokey if you rephrase sacred things in a disrespectful manner, and you don't even bother to Base your accusations on truth, Mormons do not believe what you just said, I know, I am a Mormon, you appear to google for stuff to make accusations with.