To: VxH
But Joe was sensitive to the popular notions ... the big bang theory had not yet been articulated so he chose the steady-state for the universe and gods he fabricated. Very ‘with it’ for his day don’tchaknow.
571 posted on
10/05/2007 10:21:33 PM PDT by
MHGinTN
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To: MHGinTN
[the universe and gods he fabricated] Yep, Pretty poor model for being "inspired".
Gee, I wonder if Plancks constant, Planck time, and the constant for the speed of light are the same on Planet Kolob - where Jose says one Kolob-day corresponds to 1000 earth-years?
573 posted on
10/05/2007 11:28:32 PM PDT by
VxH
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To: MHGinTN
"The Other Mormon Planets
In his famous Facsimile 2, an Egyptian papyrus which Joseph Smith translated, the Mormon prophet reveals several other Mormon celestial objects. Amongst them are the planet Oliblish and the planet Enish - go - on - dosh. Mormons believe that a man from Kolob, and his wives, are entitled to four annual (Kolobian years) space trips to visit the Temple of Fertility on the planet Kolob travel to Oliblish, providing he "maintaineth righteousness in all things". "
Can you immagine what the Dims would do with this material?
There is no way in HELL, Heaven, Earth, Kolob, or Xenu that Mit Romney will ever be president of the USA.
575 posted on
10/05/2007 11:55:44 PM PDT by
VxH
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To: MHGinTN
[Very with it for his day dontchaknow]
Apparently the Masons that tarred and feathered Jose weren't favorably impressed.
Probably would have been safer to create material that was more original - like el Ron's Clam stories.
577 posted on
10/06/2007 12:31:30 AM PDT by
VxH
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