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To: VxH

But Joe was sensitive to the popular notions ... the big bang theory had not yet been articulated so he chose the steady-state for the universe and gods he fabricated. Very ‘with it’ for his day don’tchaknow.


571 posted on 10/05/2007 10:21:33 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support. Defend life support for others in the womb.)
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To: MHGinTN
[the universe and gods he fabricated]

Yep,  Pretty poor model for being "inspired".

Gee, I wonder if Planck’s constant, Planck time, and the constant for the speed of light are the same on Planet Kolob - where Jose says one Kolob-day corresponds to 1000 earth-years?


573 posted on 10/05/2007 11:28:32 PM PDT by VxH (One if by Land, Two if by Sea, and Three if by Wire Transfer)
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"The Other Mormon Planets
In his famous Facsimile 2, an Egyptian papyrus which Joseph Smith translated, the Mormon prophet reveals several other Mormon celestial objects.  Amongst them are the planet Oliblish and the planet Enish - go - on - dosh.  Mormons believe that a man from Kolob,  and his wives, are entitled to four annual (Kolobian years) space trips to visit the Temple of Fertility on the planet Kolob travel to Oliblish, providing he "maintaineth righteousness in all things". 
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Can you immagine what the Dims would do with this material?
 
There is no way in HELL, Heaven, Earth, Kolob, or Xenu that Mit Romney will ever be president of the USA.  
 
 

575 posted on 10/05/2007 11:55:44 PM PDT by VxH (One if by Land, Two if by Sea, and Three if by Wire Transfer)
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[Very ‘with it’ for his day don’tchaknow]
 
Apparently the Masons that tarred and feathered Jose weren't favorably impressed.
 
Probably would have been safer to create material that was more original -  like el Ron's Clam stories.
 
 

577 posted on 10/06/2007 12:31:30 AM PDT by VxH (One if by Land, Two if by Sea, and Three if by Wire Transfer)
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