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I beg to differ. While there was never a commandment, “Thou shalt be polygamous,”

Doctrine and Covenants section 132.

Participate in polygamy or else! There is your command.

54 And I command mine handmaid, Emma Smith, to abide and acleave unto my servant Joseph, and to none else. But if she will not abide this commandment she shall be bdestroyed, saith the Lord; for I am the Lord thy God, and will destroy her if she abide not in my law.
55 But if she will not abide this commandment, then shall my servant Joseph do all things for her, even as he hath said; and I will bless him and multiply him and give unto him an ahundredfold in this world, of fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, houses and lands, wives and children, and crowns of beternal lives in the eternal worlds.

Bah!

[Elsie]

Bah!

Bah??

BAH???

Why sayest thou, "Bah?"

This glorious covenant lasted 47 years; what MORE do you guys WANT?????

 

--MormonDude(frustrated...)