Darn it, my kids do! If we pause to take a breath ... in prayer, in the lectionary reading, in the Bible reading ... they erupt in random conversation! "Is it going to rain today? Can we go to the library? Bill took my underwear!"
I bet you don’t let your kids go to the bathroom during Mass, let alone during the Consecration. This is something that ruffles my feathers. I want to stare at them.