*snortle*
I gave Father Henke, the Cowboy Priest, the Sacramentary upside down when I was serving Mass as St. Francis of Assisi, Shavano Park, Texas. On another occasion when I was serving (they liked to pair adult servers with children) the little boy serving with me set the carpet on fire with the candle-lighter-dingie. Father stomped the fire out with his boots!
Then there was the time several two-foot-long millipedes ran out of the organ into the congregation. They’re poisonous, you know ...
I was about to Google “millipedes” but I am fearful of getting a picture of something creepy. Is that a sort of snake? I take it your parish was not “St. Patrick’s”?
Millipedes!!!
Maybe I don’t want to move there.