Funny, but that might not even work for some people. There is a group of about five ladies that spread themselves and their families over two pews near the front of church at the 10 am Mass. After the Sign of Peace, one or two of them rummage through their purses and take out little plastic bottles of that anti-bacterial gel, and they all pass it around, back and forth over the pew, then to the kids, whispering and smiling all the while, creating a huge distraction just at the important moment of beginning the Agnus Dei.
LOL! I have often done the same, but only if I was going to be a EMHC.