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To: Elsie
It’s from a joke my MIL tells. She’s not Mormon, btw.

In the PreExistance, when we held the council to determine who was going to do what on Earth, He reminded us that he needed a certain number of people to do things that would not make those people look like jerks. If he didn’t get enough volunteers, he would have to pick some to do those unpleasant but necessary jobs.

Some folks got picked, and some are volunteers.

She did not actually say jerks, btw. You can probably guess which word she did use. ;)

872 posted on 07/31/2007 10:14:35 AM PDT by Old Student (We have a name for the people who think indiscriminate killing is fine. They're called "The Bad Guys)
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To: Old Student
You can probably guess which word she did use. ;)

Yeah, I probably could, but that stuff is verbotten now that we are playing nice.

888 posted on 07/31/2007 12:32:39 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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