Many times I've been standing in the shade.
I think much of the time I was standing in the sun myself. Sunstroke would explain SO much...
I’m a Mormon because that is the church I was asking about when my prayer was answered; after about 30 years of on-again, off-again searching. Baptist wasn’t it, Catholic wasn’t it, Jehovah’s Witnesses, 7th-Day Adventists, Presbyterians, et cetera, weren’t it. I also investigated Wicca and Islam. They’re not it, either. Not for me, anyway.