[Larry Lucido]

Priest: Do you renounce Satan?
Sponsor/Catechumen: I do renounce him.
Priest: And all of his works?
Sponsor/Catechumen: I do renounce him.

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That’s how mine went - just like that Corleone kid. I don’t think as many people got shot during mine, though.

[Gamecock]

I think the best way to increase baptisms is to make sure that the priest/pastor/worship leader has a good hat.

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Father-priest 2: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find particularly attractive?

George: (he thinks) I think the hats. The hat conveys that solemn religious look you want in a faith. Very pious.