~”As will our cannibalism. Don’t forget that little detail about us Catholics.”~
Yes, Catholic cannibalism is famous, but that’s not the coolest doctrine around. Evidently, we Mormons believe that God has endless celestial sex with his millions of wives on the Starbase Kolob.
Well, as Catholics, we believe once we get to heaven, there isn’t exactly sex, but there is evidently something better than sex. Chocolate sex maybe?