TADA!!

I'm a prophet! Hear me!

Why then should I stay?

671 posted on 07/11/2007 6:16:14 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)

To: Elsie

Operator; what’s the area code for SLC?

Thank you.

Ring... ring...

Hello - Headquarters??

Yeah, it’s me again. Listen; you better send out another apologist - the one we got now is getting tired and going to see a movie. Yeah; a movie.

What? Is it uplifting? I don’t know. Something about pottery; I think. Potter and the Clay? No; I don’t think that’s the title.

You will? Good - when can we expect him (or her: who knows these days!)

—MormonDude

674 posted on 07/11/2007 6:22:26 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)

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