[GoLightly]

It has already been proven that incorporating the rituals of pagan beliefs will readily convert the masses.

It's worked before, which is why I thought it might work again. If it's successful, buy stock in Christmas tree farming. I love, loved P-Marlowe's knee pads, but think we'd also need some kind of headgear to protect people's foreheads as they raised their tushes up to the Lord, erm, bowed down in His honor.

Is there someway we can incorporate jihad without producing a bunch of suicidals?

We could push hard with the internal struggle interpretation.

[P-Marlowe]

but think we'd also need some kind of headgear to protect people's foreheads

[ichabod1]

Is there someway we can incorporate jihad without producing a bunch of suicidals?

Sacramentals & Suicidals

Sounds like a book title.