First you get down on your knees, fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect, and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Do whatever steps you want if you have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own Kyrie eleison,
Doin’ the Vatican Rag.
Get in line in that processional, step into that small confessional.
There the guy who’s got religion’ll tell you if your sin’s original.
If it is, try playin’ it safer, drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight, time to transubstantiate!
So get down upon your knees, fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect, and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Make a cross on your abdomen, when in Rome do like a Roman;
Ave Maria, gee, it’s good to see ya!
Gettin’ ecstatic an’ sorta dramatic an’ doin’ the Vatican Rag!
Your satire is not appreciated. This is a real story about a real faith conversion. If it doesn’t fit you, please don’t come to the thread.
Where are you getting this erroneous information — or are you just being sarcastic?