Sometimes I get too sentimental!
— True Friendship
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bestid who made you that way.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don’t want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask....”because you are my friend”
Friendship is like wetting your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to “all 10” of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don’t send it back to me....I don’t want to hear it!!!)
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
Oh this is great, love #3. LOL
Now that is true friendship.
:sniff:
I love you guys!
ROFLOL!
Afternoon! We went to our local Historic Site today and did some Historic Stuff. Churned butter, watched chickens, discussed Victorian mourning customs and the Civil War ...
James had an encounter with a sheep: “The sheep chased me and called me a Name!”
There’s a picnic at church tonight, but we’ve decided we’re too tired.