Who writes this stuff? A sailor with an unauthorized absence is UA, not AWOL. Besides all that... it's not a wall, it's a bulkhead.
It was a cut and paste job. Sorry.
BTW, if this were an "official" neener weekend thread, I would be forced to nuke you for making serious comments on the thread. But since this thread is a hijacked neener thread and not an official neener weekend thread, I will have to grant you absolution.
However, before you leave you have to post a joke. Otherwise I will be forced to track you down on another thread and nuke you there.
Thanks.
Marlowe
Lord Protector of the Fraternal Order of the Knights of the Eternal Time Table and Grand Advocate for the High Council of the Order of the Eternal Exclamation Point (without asterisk) and the Knights who say Neener Neener Neener.
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