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To: Thinkin' Gal; DouglasKC; xzins; Corin Stormhands; P-Marlowe; Revelation 911; scripter; ...
Who writes this stuff? A sailor with an unauthorized absence is UA, not AWOL. Besides all that... it's not a wall, it's a bulkhead.

It was a cut and paste job. Sorry.

BTW, if this were an "official" neener weekend thread, I would be forced to nuke you for making serious comments on the thread. But since this thread is a hijacked neener thread and not an official neener weekend thread, I will have to grant you absolution.

However, before you leave you have to post a joke. Otherwise I will be forced to track you down on another thread and nuke you there.

Thanks.

Marlowe

Lord Protector of the Fraternal Order of the Knights of the Eternal Time Table and Grand Advocate for the High Council of the Order of the Eternal Exclamation Point (without asterisk) and the Knights who say Neener Neener Neener.

{!} N3

59 posted on 02/23/2007 4:44:19 PM PST by P-Marlowe (What happened to my tagline?)
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To: P-Marlowe

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar and up to the counter.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"


60 posted on 02/23/2007 4:46:22 PM PST by JusPasenThru (Just another angry military veteran.)
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To: P-Marlowe; Thinkin' Gal; DouglasKC; xzins; Corin Stormhands; Revelation 911; scripter

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference... If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."


61 posted on 02/23/2007 5:11:32 PM PST by blue-duncan
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