The Conditioning of Mankind [UFOs, "Greys", Jesus, and the future of mankind]

American Chronicle ^ | December 18, 2006 | Dirk Vander Ploeg

[Alex Murphy]

Some awareness of eventuality is awakening the human consciousness. Prophets are foretelling a day, not far away, when extraterrestrials will walk the paths of men. They tell of an amazing race of aliens that will come to earth to save us from ourselves.

Billy Meier sits in Switzerland and claims to have exclusive contact with benevolent beings from the Pleiades.

A Californian comedy writer and former standup comedian tells of his meetings with Greys that claim to have come to earth 400,000 years ago. They state that they are not extraterrestrials but actually terrestrials because of their distant immigration to planet Earth.

These Greys call themselves Magnuss and say that they are a peaceful race that has adopted religion and are followers of Jesus Christ.

As Pulitzer-winning writer Dave Barry would say, "I am not making this up."

[darkwing104]

Are we being manipulated by entities in league with world governments, religions and corporations? Are they preparing the way for an extraterrestrial invasion?

Scienctologists.

[Enterprise]

Bump

[rellimpank]

--oh woe is me--I went to the foil package to make a hat and found it was all used for leftover turkey wrapping--

[Enterprise]

ping

[theDentist]

[Enterprise]

OK - so the aliens are coming. What are they going to do with us? Are they hungry or something? Are they looking for pets?

[WilliamofCarmichael]

if we are being programmed ..

What better means than the most listened-to overnight radio show in the world?

CoasttoCoastAM is noted for UFOs, greys, etc. etc.

CoasttoCoastAM with both hosts, George Norry and Art Bell, is getting close to 100% a single message: "the superior aliens are here to warn us that we are destroying the Earth."

Since George, Art, and their guests all direct their messages at us I presume that C2C blames the U.S. for the damage. Turn in your SUV keys, throw out your home air conditioning. . . .

If you play C2C radio shows backwards, you hear "Vote Al Gore, vote Al Gore. . . .

When not "the superior aliens" and their dire warnings about global warming, it's dire warnings about Bush: "Bush did it! Bush did it! "Everthing that is bad. Bush did it! Bush did it! "Everthing that is bad. . . ."

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

See what happens when you have an open border policy. First it's the Mexicans. Next it's the Grays. There goes the neighborhood. What planet can I escape to next?

[Bringbackthedraft]

"Are they hungry or something? Are they looking for pets?"

They're telling us they are only here "To Serve Man".

[Jaysun]

--oh woe is me--I went to the foil package to make a hat and found it was all used for leftover turkey wrapping--

Same here. I'm using a large aluminum salad bowl. It's seems to be working - no, wait......damn...

[Enterprise]

They're bringing gifts of cookbooks.

[Enterprise]

LMAO!!

[television is just wrong]

lol, I remember that twilight zone episode, everyone was thinking how wonderful these aliens were til the code was broken and they discovered, "to serve man" was a cookbook.


Happy New Year....

[Oztrich Boy]

If I am correct ...

There is that

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

****Same here. I'm using a large aluminum salad bowl. It's seems to be working - no, wait......damn...****


I am using an old metal collander. I feel, well, aluminated!

[RightWhale]

As a longtime regular listener to Coast I have noticed that both Bell and Noori are skeptical of most of their guests. As professional interviewers, though, they will let the guests play out the line all the way, catching them only on serious absurdities. Common errors in physics will be allowed.

[Jaysun]

I am using an old metal collander. I feel, well, aluminated!

You fool! Don't you know that all those holes expose you to their insidious waves? You're probably too far gone to understand this.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

****You fool! Don't you know that all those holes expose you to their insidious waves? You're probably too far gone to understand this.****

My boss always said he could take an old cotton patch Darkey, knock out half his brains and he would still have more sense than me.

[Jaysun]

My boss always said he could take an old cotton patch Darkey, knock out half his brains and he would still have more sense than me.

Then your boss was obviously an asshole - because if you were that bad he would have fired you early on. I hope you've a new boss now, or have become one in your own right.