[AnalogReigns]

My close friend, recently Episcopalian, asked, "Why don't they care about Heterosexuals getting married?" Well, heterosexuals are more likely to give to the church when they die if they have no families of their own! Gays die young and fast and rich.

I think you must have meant "homosexual" instead of "heterosexual?"

[dangus]

No, I meant heterosexuals. My friend felt that her church totally ignored the needs of heterosexuals. And I meant to suggest that if it helped heteros get married, than they'd have kids, and therefore heirs.