Posted on 12/10/2006 7:10:16 PM PST by bahblahbah

Christian Ladies: Your kitchen is a busy place... consider putting a word of rebuking, or exhortation on it for yourselves, your children or your guests.
I discovered "The Fridge of Rebuking" when I was just browsing around for people's reactions to the Christianity Today article titled Young, Restless, Reformed. I ended up at a fundamental baptist Way of Life article called CALVINISM ON THE MARCH. They were talking about the spread of the insidious doctrines of grace amoung their youths. They might as well resign themselves to the calvinist jihadis if all they have in their disposal to quell the insurrection is the "Fridge of Rebuking".

How would you get the stove in your mouth to begin with?
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Hilarious, but the article is disturbing. By having this guy around, Falwell is signifying his approval of his ignorant tirade.
Perhaps it was predestined that Falwell made his home in Lynchburg? :O)
Great article. I never thought of myself as part of a Jihad.
The picture of Rev. Spurgeon in the dish-dasha (I think that's what the headress is called, though that may be a 'dialect' term.) was outrageously funny. And I loved the Tulip Arab. On that note, Let us keep sentinel and a watchful eye over the West haters. May God in his graciousness implant that Grace in as many ex-Moslems as the eye can see, and may he continue to bless these here Calvinist United States!
For the thread and permanent record:
In all seriousness, and speaking just for myself, I admit that Ergun Caner got at least one thing right about Calvinists such as myself:
Though it's not all that I talk about (I spend much more time talking about the Church Growth Movement on this blog), I do love to talk about Calvinism. Why? Not because I want to "defend the honor of my view", but because Calvinism is just a nickname for how I understand God's grace. Isn't saving grace worth discussing, and dwelling on, and thinking about?
So to our brothers at Liberty University, I say: You've had a good Lynchburg-laugh; we've laughed too - at the absurdity of being compared to the followers of a volatile false religion. Let's now get back to talking about the grace of God. After all, if our understanding of that is wrong, how can we expect to be right in our missions and evangelism to the whosoever will?
And lastly, for today's lesson in poetry:
There's nothing quite like my family's love to warm me,
And nothing short of death's gonna ever leave me cold.
Well, still at times it's lonely,
But through it all it only
Makes me love Jesus more,
And this is what He came here for.I can't imagine ever leaving now.
Now that I've been saved by love,
Saved by love, saved by love.
Listen to my quiet heart singing loud,
Now that I've been saved by love,
Saved by love, saved by love.
We're all just Saved by Love...
(Amy Grant, tweaked a little by the Stone Cutter's daughter)
Amen! I know three Iranian Presbyterian ministers. Jesus Christ is changing hearts all over the world.
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