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The Fridge Of Rebuking
Bethel Baptist ^

Posted on 12/10/2006 7:10:16 PM PST by bahblahbah

Christian Ladies: Your kitchen is a busy place... consider putting a word of rebuking, or exhortation on it for yourselves, your children or your guests.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: badideas
So how many of our Fine Freeper Christian Ladies have their "word of rebuking" on their fridge? Any Bible verses have to be from the King James Version or it doesn't count. I like Proverbs 23:2 from the good ole KJV: And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite..

I discovered "The Fridge of Rebuking" when I was just browsing around for people's reactions to the Christianity Today article titled Young, Restless, Reformed. I ended up at a fundamental baptist Way of Life article called CALVINISM ON THE MARCH. They were talking about the spread of the insidious doctrines of grace amoung their youths. They might as well resign themselves to the calvinist jihadis if all they have in their disposal to quell the insurrection is the "Fridge of Rebuking".


1 posted on 12/10/2006 7:10:17 PM PST by bahblahbah
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To: Gamecock; Dr. Eckleburg; Frumanchu; HarleyD; suzyjaruki; AlbionGirl
Ping to a HILARIOUS link in the thread article!


2 posted on 12/10/2006 7:16:14 PM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: bahblahbah
I once thought of stenciling over the stove, when decorating with stenciling was being done:

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

I guess I could make something with the verse on and put in under glass in a frame to keep it clean.
3 posted on 12/10/2006 7:21:48 PM PST by Esther Ruth (O come, O come, Emmanuel, and ransom captive Israel!)
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To: Esther Ruth
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

How would you get the stove in your mouth to begin with?

4 posted on 12/10/2006 7:24:21 PM PST by Alex Murphy
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To: bahblahbah
"The Fridge" of sacking:

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5 posted on 12/10/2006 7:37:26 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Alex Murphy; HarleyD; Forest Keeper; wmfights; Lord_Calvinus; 1000 silverlings; blue-duncan
"They pedal these Reformation Study Bibles everywhere. I'm so sick of those study notes reminding us of our total reliance upon a sovereign God"

Hilarious, but the article is disturbing. By having this guy around, Falwell is signifying his approval of his ignorant tirade.

6 posted on 12/10/2006 10:38:14 PM PST by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg; Alex Murphy; HarleyD; Forest Keeper; wmfights; Lord_Calvinus; 1000 silverlings; ...
Falwell is signifying his approval of his ignorant tirade.

Perhaps it was predestined that Falwell made his home in Lynchburg? :O)

Great article. I never thought of myself as part of a Jihad.

7 posted on 12/11/2006 1:10:01 AM PST by HarleyD ("In your unfailing love you will lead the people you have redeemed. " Ex 15:13)
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To: Alex Murphy; Dr. Eckleburg; Gamecock
LOLOLOL!

The picture of Rev. Spurgeon in the dish-dasha (I think that's what the headress is called, though that may be a 'dialect' term.) was outrageously funny. And I loved the Tulip Arab. On that note, Let us keep sentinel and a watchful eye over the West haters. May God in his graciousness implant that Grace in as many ex-Moslems as the eye can see, and may he continue to bless these here Calvinist United States!

For the thread and permanent record:

In all seriousness, and speaking just for myself, I admit that Ergun Caner got at least one thing right about Calvinists such as myself:

Though it's not all that I talk about (I spend much more time talking about the Church Growth Movement on this blog), I do love to talk about Calvinism. Why? Not because I want to "defend the honor of my view", but because Calvinism is just a nickname for how I understand God's grace. Isn't saving grace worth discussing, and dwelling on, and thinking about?

So to our brothers at Liberty University, I say: You've had a good Lynchburg-laugh; we've laughed too - at the absurdity of being compared to the followers of a volatile false religion. Let's now get back to talking about the grace of God. After all, if our understanding of that is wrong, how can we expect to be right in our missions and evangelism to the whosoever will?

And lastly, for today's lesson in poetry:

There's nothing quite like my family's love to warm me,
And nothing short of death's gonna ever leave me cold.
Well, still at times it's lonely,
But through it all it only
Makes me love Jesus more,
And this is what He came here for.

I can't imagine ever leaving now.
Now that I've been saved by love,
Saved by love, saved by love.
Listen to my quiet heart singing loud,
Now that I've been saved by love,
Saved by love, saved by love.

We're all just Saved by Love...

(Amy Grant, tweaked a little by the Stone Cutter's daughter)


8 posted on 12/11/2006 6:30:50 AM PST by AlbionGirl
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May God in his graciousness implant that Grace in as many ex-Moslems as the eye can see, and may he continue to bless these here Calvinist United States!

Amen! I know three Iranian Presbyterian ministers. Jesus Christ is changing hearts all over the world.

9 posted on 12/11/2006 9:52:45 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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