Skip to comments.If Jesus was Anglican
Posted on 11/25/2006 6:27:37 PM PST by sionnsar
Then the Bible which we read might have passages like this:
Come unto me all you who are heavily laden and I will give you a process developing a focus group leading to provisional recommendations as to the best way of approaching a methodology of living into the new reality in which we find ourselves.
Much as I love the Anglican way, there are some things that are so deeply frustrating about the way we do, or rather dont do, things
OK, OK, enough about Anglicans and processes. Something different next time round, promise!
Don't forget the study group. And the finance committee input :>)
Hard liquor instead of wine at the Last Supper.
A group of preachers came together to discuss what denomination Jesus was and why he was that denomination. the Catholics said one thing, Protestants said another, penticostals another.
then a baptist spoke up and said "I believe Jesus was Baptist!"
"Why" said the others.
"Why would he want to change!" said the Baptist.
...and the place was crawling with Romans. But you won't read much about that in the Gospels.
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