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To: Alex Murphy
I better warn my children to make sure that it is really an ice cream truck the next time they hear the bells.

I can't believe the RCs would resort to such trickery.

Oh, it's a joke.


Never mind.
27 posted on 08/02/2006 5:50:11 AM PDT by Gamecock ("Jesus came to raise the dead. He did not come to teach the teachable." Robert Farrar Capon)
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To: Gamecock; Alex Murphy
I better warn my children to make sure that it is really an ice cream truck the next time they hear the bells.

I can't believe the RCs would resort to such trickery.

Oh, it's a joke.

Ever heard this one?

The elder priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "I know you are reaching out to the young people when you had bucket seats put in to replace the first four pews. It worked. We got the front of the church filled first."

The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And, you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir that packed us to the balcony."

"So," asked the young priest, "what's the problem?"

"Well," said the elder priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."

"But Father," protests the young priest. "My confessions have nearly doubled since I began that !"

"I know, my son, but the flashing "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell" neon sign really has to go!

31 posted on 08/02/2006 4:19:08 PM PDT by FJ290
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