[Gamecock]

Reminds me of second favorite preacher joke, about the farmer who is the only person attending one Sunday. The preacher feels awkward and asks if he should go ahead with the service. The farmer says why not? "If I go out to feed my cattle and only one heifer shows up she still gets fed."

The preacher agreed and moved forward with the service, just as planed. He does the announcements, the opening hymn, the entire sermon, two more hymns, communion, he does the whole nine yards.

At the end the preacher asks the farmer what he thought and the farmer answered "Well preacher, if only one heifer shows, I certainly don't feed her the entire load."

My favorite joke was told by Louis Grizzard. It involves two preachers and a bicycle.

[alamo boy]

***My favorite joke was told by Louis Grizzard. It involves two preachers and a bicycle.***

Did ya just now remember where ya left yer bicycle?