That made my morning!
What's that dreadful sound?
It's Marty Haugen's Mass again.
Have mercy on us!
Can't we stop that sound?
And not hear Marty's Mass again?
Grant us some peace!"
Society for a Moratorium on the Music of Marty Haugen and David Haas
Actually, Dan Schutte usually makes Marty Haugen sound like Samuel Barber. Plus, to my knowledge, Marty Haugen did not "marry" his "boyfriend," as Dan Schutte - who is head of music and student life at a Jesuit college - did. Marty Haugen is just a Lutheran. But then, so was Bach, although the resemblance ends there...