How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Midwest Conservative Journal ^ | 5/21/2006 | Christopher Johnson

[sionnsar]

Eighty-two, broken down as follows:

1 to unscrew the light bulb from the socket
10 to serve on the Archbishop’s Lighting Needs Assessment Committee
10 to type, copy, collate and distribute the Lambeth Lighting Needs Report to the press
10 to serve as coordinators for the Lambeth Lighting Needs Report provincial reception process
10 to serve on the Commission to Assess Provincial Reception Process Responses to the Lambeth Lighting Needs Report
10 to serve on the Archbishop’s Special Commission to Coordinate the Anglican Communion Response when ECUSA, in defiance of the Communion, installs fluorescent lighting.
10 to type, copy, collate and distribute the Archbishop’s Special Commission to Coordinate the Anglican Communion Response Report to the Press.
10 to serve as coordinators for the Archbishop’s Special Commission to Coordinate the Anglican Communion Response Report provincial reception process
10 to serve on the Commission to Assess Provincial Reception Process Responses to the Archbishop’s Special Commission to Coordinate the Anglican Communion Response Report
1 to buy a new damned light bulb with his own money, screw it in himself and then convert to Roman Catholicism

[sionnsar]

[From the comments: --sionnsar]

Submitted by David+ at 5/21/2006 5:50:22 PM

Fr. Philip, the Orthodox are most welcoming of ex ECUSAns as well and eastern orthodox theology is more in keeping with Anglican theology as well.

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[dangus]

>> 1 to buy a new damned light bulb with his own money, screw it in himself and then convert to Roman Catholicism
<<

I'm a CATHOLIC and my response is OUCH! LOL!

[dangus]

Hey, how many liberal Episcopalians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: None, silly! Liberal Episcopalians screw in bath houses!
*ducks and runs*

[xJones]

Four. One to change the bulb. One to bless the elements. One to pour the sherry. And one to offer a toast to the old light bulb.