[Gamecock]

***Rick, on the other hand, has a message that says, ‘Hey, God has a purpose for you shopping at Kmart.’***

I guess I better shop at K-Mart.

[Alex Murphy]

Featured products in the collection will include a line of men?s Hawaiian shirts with matching khaki pants and loafers, personally designed by Warren for the leisurely, suburban churchgoer.

In an equally stunning move, KMart has also hired Nick Nolte to model the Warren-designed clothing line in their Sunday advertisements....

[irishtenor]

The purpose driven shopper.

[P-Marlowe]

I guess I better shop at K-Mart.

You of all people should know that if you find yourself in a K-Mart, that you are there by Divine appointment.

[Larry Lucido]

"I have seen the blue light!"

[restornu]

don't you just love this Kmart chairman Edward Lampert explained (thinking out loud....)

"Hey, God has a purpose for you shopping at Kmart.’ Plus, have you seen how much money this purpose-driven cr*p is making?”