This is where you and the bible diverge. Jesus was a Jew (ie. King of the Jews), Jesus observed Jewish customs and traditions, including dietary restrictions. He grew up a Jew, he was a Jew, he came to spread his message to the Jews.
As I stated earlier:
Jesus was called 'Rabbi' by Peter (Mark 9:5; 11:21), by Judas (Matthew 26:25,49), and by Nathanael (John 1:49), and other disciples (John 1:38; 4:31; 9:2; 11:8), He acknowledged the title without dispute.Great masses of the people also called Him "Rabbi" (John 6:25); and when Nicodemus, a Pharisee, and a ruler of the Jews acknowledged Jesus as "Rabbi", it was conclusive evidence that Jesus was a Jewish Rabbi (John 3:1-2).
There is evidence that Jesus was married. A Rabbi must be married. I submit that it really doesn't matter. Jesus was the son of God, he was sent to earth for a purpose. Whether he had a pet dog, preferred veal to chicken, was married or single has no impact on either his divinity, nor his message. But, he was a Rabbi.
Now, if you can provide a single bible verse in which Jesus states he is not a Rabbi; I will concede. However, I'm pretty certain I have this point nailed down (no pun intended).