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Inflatable Church
meam commemorationem ^ | 1/31/2006 | Jeff Steel

Posted on 02/06/2006 3:53:46 PM PST by sionnsar

This absolutely has me laughing uncontrollably as I write this. We must not take ourselves too seriously. My friend, Dcn. Gordon over at The Continuing Anglican Churchman has this caption beside the picture posted here. I can't stop laughing.


Here is an innovative idea: an inflatable church. Can't afford a new building? Get the inflatable church instead! Kicked out of your building by your ECUSA bishop? Buy an inflatable church, and set up across the street in protest! It even has inflatable pews and stained glass windows. It would probably be too risky to use incense inside, so it may not appeal to anglo-catholics, but for everyone else this thing might be a real problem solver.

Take a look inside.


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1 posted on 02/06/2006 3:53:46 PM PST by sionnsar
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2 posted on 02/06/2006 3:54:32 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Libs: Celebrate MY diversity! | Iran Azadi 2006 | Is it March yet?)
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3 posted on 02/06/2006 3:56:54 PM PST by My2Cents (In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. -- George Orwell)
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Stick Joel Osteen in one of those, and I guarantee it'll achieve orbit in no time.
4 posted on 02/06/2006 4:06:40 PM PST by Alex Murphy (Colossians 4:5)
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To: sionnsar

"We must not take ourselves too seriously. "



I wonder if the problem of our age is exactly that we don't take God that seriously.

"Show yourself in all respects to be a model of good works, and in your teaching show integrity, dignity, and sound speech that cannot be condemned" - Titus 2

Nothing wrong with being lighthearted and joyful, but the truth with which we have been entrusted is deadly serious business.

We've lost that.


5 posted on 02/06/2006 4:33:37 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: sionnsar

LOL, that's pretty nice!


6 posted on 02/06/2006 4:56:24 PM PST by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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To: PetroniusMaximus

Yes but most pew warmers are already over inflated anyway. Wouldn't you agree?


7 posted on 02/06/2006 5:35:28 PM PST by whispering out loud (the bible is either 100% true, or in it's very nature it is 100% a lie)
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To: My2Cents

what, it doesn't have a bouncy floor? Give it a bouncy floor, and your children will beg to go to church - aw, mom, can't we stay for the second mass?

Mrs VS


8 posted on 02/06/2006 5:48:28 PM PST by VeritatisSplendor
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To: whispering out loud

"Yes but most pew warmers are already over inflated anyway. Wouldn't you agree?"

My church's pews are fitted with seat belts to keep those of us who are overly filled with hot air from floating away.


9 posted on 02/06/2006 6:18:07 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: sionnsar
LOL ROTF LOL CMEO That story is positively hysterical!
The responses to this article are telling, though. Folks, Proverbs: "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine" pretty much covers this. Sour and sullen attitudes do not attract seekers. A structure like this would at least provoke curiosity. Furthermore, it provides temporary shelter and is portable. And, need I remind everyone that "..wherever two or three are gathered, there I am in the midst."? Please, let's applaud the inventiveness of the architect and then go out and try to improve on the design. Let's give "church in a box" a new, exciting meaning! Any takers?
10 posted on 02/06/2006 6:33:15 PM PST by LibreOuMort ("...But as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry)
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To: PetroniusMaximus
lol, where did yall get them, we could really use some of them in our church
11 posted on 02/06/2006 6:35:00 PM PST by whispering out loud (the bible is either 100% true, or in it's very nature it is 100% a lie)
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Why not build your new church out of Legos? You could stick it to the the ECUSA leadership AND support Denmark at the same time!
12 posted on 02/06/2006 7:01:13 PM PST by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)
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lol, I am not currently in the process of building a church, but I'll keep it in mind.
13 posted on 02/06/2006 7:03:40 PM PST by whispering out loud (the bible is either 100% true, or in it's very nature it is 100% a lie)
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To: sionnsar

Do they have inflatable Priests too?

This is hard to comprehend.

There's something very wrong with this !!!


14 posted on 02/06/2006 7:06:40 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people believe in Intelligent Design (God))
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To: sionnsar

It's prettier than some Catholic churches I have been in lately! LOL!


15 posted on 02/06/2006 8:46:08 PM PST by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: Alex Murphy

LOL!!!


16 posted on 02/06/2006 11:22:25 PM PST by HarleyD ("Man's steps are ordained by the LORD, How then can man understand his way?" Prov 20:24)
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To: nmh

Naw...no inflatible priests, but I'll bet it comes with a puffed up bishop! No shortage of those.


17 posted on 02/07/2006 12:41:33 AM PST by torqemada ("Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!")
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