Lazamataz gets my vote. Sharp, urbane, debonair, suave, and sophisticated. And knows formal wear is required on FR.
A good suggestion. Trouble is, in order to be a patron saint, you have to be properly numbered among the elect. Laz is still a worldly creature and thus, would need to be cannonized first. I recommend one of these:
If the little red "x" shows up again, just imagine a cannon.