Satire yes,but what I post now is actual fact:
The North American Academy of Liturgy will soon hold its annual convention. Lutheran members of the academy, at the best of Rev. Gail Ramshaw (the ELCA's representative to the group that created the Revised Common Lectionary) will be considering liturgies for the blessing of same-sex unions "without passing judgment on the ethics or propriety of such ceremonies".
Turn the stove up a notch, froggies!