Gospel Tract Actually Leads To Conversion

THO ^ | June 15, 2003

[jocon307]

"We will never cease in our efforts to multiply God's kingdom and snatch precious lives from the jaws of atheism, freemasonry, and Roman whoredom. The angels rejoice every time another sinner rejects cultic practices or unbelief in favor of the matchless grace of the Lord Jesus Christ as expressed in the Authorized King James Bible."

LOL! King James bump!

From an RC.

How much trouble am I in now?

[No_Outcome_But_Victory]

I was just telling someone the other day how much I loved it when some grinning zombie put chick tracts in my halloween candy bag when I was trick-or-treating as a kid.

Oh yeah, you know who got the TP treatment that year.

[AAABEST]

LOL, another THO thread. The first few posts are always the best.

[kstewskis]

I was handed a tract a few weeks ago by a patient. The story revolved around the story of the lost fish "Nemo," and his search for his father, and vice versa.

It was actually a cute story, and it made sense in the way our "Father" always looks for us.

Very much like the story, Nemo was swept off to sea. I put the tract in my back pocket, did the laundry that night...and well, you know the rest.

[jude24]

My roommate knows the publisher of this site.

It's absolutely hysterical -- and, like The Onion, it has enough of a ring of truth to catch you if you read uncritically.

[Always Right]

What makes it funny is that in Bloomington this is a perfectly plausable story.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Witnesses stunned; experts skeptical

You can tell this article is fake because we know that everyone was actually stuned.

[Prime Choice]

You can tell this article is fake because we know that everyone was actually stuned.

We should remind those of you at home that no beebers were harmed in the commission of this hugh stunt. We're vey series.

[Always Right]

You can tell this article is fake because we know that everyone was actually stuned.

What gave it away to me was someone in Indiana was talking about the NBA playoffs, like that is gonna happen.

BTW, there is a Borders in Eastland Plaza.

[Choose Ye This Day]

So he's a Wahhabi Prot.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"How much trouble am I in now?"

probably less than before! ;)~

Baptist bump!

[Puckster]

And the Lord used an ass to get Balaam's attention.

[HarleyD]

"The two plan to embark on a city-wide search for a Bible-preaching church for Foley to attend."

Judging by our society today I hope they find one. :O) Great article-I enjoyed it.

[Gamecock]

Well, I'm convinced!

[Gamecock]

And now a word from our sponsor:

[fishtank]

I know some people who use the Bible like a Magic 8-ball.