[GOP Soccer Mom]

Now, being female, I have never understood this male problem. I heard once on the news that a man thinks about sex about 7 times an hour and I thought it must be liberal propaganda. My husband said he thought that was about in range. I would still be in shock if life didn't have to go on.

My husband said it's actually twice a day: once all day, once all night. Men are VERY seriously visually stimulated (for anything) and they also tend to focus on one thing at a time. (Hence, multiple calls to dinner when Tampa Bay and Los Angeles are locked in a death match on the grid-iron.) They do have it tough what with all the barely-there fashion these days.