We're considering roasting a few apostates. It's much easier than mass evangelism and much cheaper than protracted litigation.
P-M, I fear that Corin FORGOT for a bit that he is a duly dubbed Knight of the Eternal Time Table (Koett) and that he is in the Exalted Order of the Exclamation Point {!!} and is FULLY authorized to say "Neener, Neener,Neener."
I'm sad to report that he must undergo some form of trial to demonstrate his fidelity to the order.
I recommend the dreaded TRIAL BY GeRPiL. (Please consult Richard Gere handbook on this one.)