P-M, I fear that Corin FORGOT for a bit that he is a duly dubbed Knight of the Eternal Time Table (Koett) and that he is in the Exalted Order of the Exclamation Point {!!} and is FULLY authorized to say "Neener, Neener,Neener."
I'm sad to report that he must undergo some form of trial to demonstrate his fidelity to the order.
I recommend the dreaded TRIAL BY GeRPiL. (Please consult Richard Gere handbook on this one.)
You need to fire your historian. Corin chose not to be inducted, therefore no trial shall be needed.
Too bad though, I really like s'mores...