Forgot to also mention the female-gender Holy Spirit at Jesus' baptism took the form of a pigeon. Good thing it didn't poop on Him in this version.
" 16) After Jesus had been dipped in the river and was climbing up the bank, there was a sudden gap in the clouds and he experienced the coming of God's Spirit. She was like a pigeon flying down and perching on him. A voice from overhead was heard to say, "This is the one I love and I'm delighted with him."
"Good thing it didn't poop on Him in this version."
Old couple are walking in the park. Pigeon flying over lets go, plop, lands on old man's head.
Wife says, "Oh, dear, I wish I had some toilet paper."
Old man says, "Why? He must be a mile away by now."
Bada bing.