[dsc]

"Good thing it didn't poop on Him in this version."

Old couple are walking in the park. Pigeon flying over lets go, plop, lands on old man's head.

Wife says, "Oh, dear, I wish I had some toilet paper."

Old man says, "Why? He must be a mile away by now."

Bada bing.

[hummingbird]

Thanks for the laugh, dsc! ("And, don't forget to tip the waitstaff on your way out!")

I'm revisiting this thread to see if this new "bible" has been declared a hoax. Guess not....but the joke was great!